On this page I have put some interesting quotes, be they wierd, funny, normal, or stupid in origin. Check'em out, you might find one for yourself!
Stupid Quotes
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history... this century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."- Dan Quayle
"I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House of Representatives
and members of the Senate."- Vice-President Dan Quayle
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."- Brooke Shields
"Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway."- Pesticide review board
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."- Mayor
Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
Interesting Thoughts
"It ain't bragging if you can do it!"-Dizzy Dean
``When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.''- ?
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all of its students!
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
What color does a smurf turn when you strangle it?
Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
"A command is not the choice of the master, its the choice of the servant."-?
Bumper Stickers(?)
Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded...
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Department of Redundancy Department
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!(my favorite :])
Normal Quotes